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Jillian | 21 TODAY!!!

"Dio Brando is revolutionary he can give the dick or take the dick but at the end of the night he still don't love you" - kumagawa

♥ (Arguably) cute guys and feels all up on dis blog
♥ I cut my hair for boys and cry and complain about stupid things

IF YOU GOTTA POOP IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM, YOU DO IT

DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SOMEONE HEARING YOU TAKE A DUMP, THEY DO IT ALL THE TIME TOO!!! 

They gonna give you looks?? WHO CARES, YOUR BOWEL FUNCTIONS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN A STRANGER, I AM JUST SAYING

I’m probably taking this so seriously buy people I haven’t talked to in years are sending me really lovely bday messages and it makes me so happy that they still remember me ;__;

Things I wish I knew when I started tumbling

gallifreyansquid:

karatam:

colsandbradders:

i am so slow

you can look at the posts on a certain day?

jfc

url.tumblr.com/day/2012/12/25 <- what you posted last christmas

omfg chRIST WHY DIDN’T I KNOW THIS BEFORE????

makes my fckn life EASIER

#WHY ISN’T THIS SHIT IN THE HELP SECTION

BECAUSE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING OF USE IS EVER IN THE HELP SECTION

I MUST SPREAD THE WORD TO MY FOLLOWERS

  • my bf: *doesnt reply*

  • me: [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
  • my bf: my bad I had to pee. 

  • me: I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛
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